This is a club for married or single people. Here everyone from all ages and generations are welcome. If you can't stand little kids or if you don't like the elderly, you will not like our club. Most of the clubs are very narrowly profiled by age group. For example – club of the retired people, club of the teenagers, club of the 42-46 year olds, club of the old lads and the underage girls, dancing on a pole. All these clubs create a division in the society and disconnect the generations. The only place where old and young got together was at weddings, when there were still weddings. Now nobody gets married and has a wedding, and we people become just like octopuses. They are such smart animals but they don't have any connection between their generations, this is why we recommend them for dinner, instead of them recommending us. In the octopus world, the old octopus lays the eggs, and waits until they hatch, then he just leaves and disappears. There is nothing like giving the young ones education, or providing financial support, not even spending time to raise them and give them proper upbringing. This is why the little octopuses are not educated and badly behaved, just like our teenagers. In order for the child to become a descent person he needs education and upbringing. Here is where the connection between the generations is important. This connection is the thing our club strives to keep and protect.
We created a place where you can take your grandma and both of you will have a blast. You are going to say now “But come on! You know that if I take with me that old thing, no boy will dare talk to me. I will only waste my time and I will just hang there without being hit on”. But that is not the case. It is true that if you bring your grandma along, no one will dare hit on you, but they will take a good look at you and when you go back home you will find on your profile tons of very interesting and perhaps indecent proposals.
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In order to become a member of our club, it is not necessary to be young and hot, although that definitely helps. It is not necessary to be highly educated or sharp as a knife, but that doesn't mean we overlook these qualities either. In our club you don't have to be rich or as cool as it gets, but it is nice to have at least one of these two qualities. If you are poor and unpleasant, you will be unwanted everywhere. And regretfully, we don't want you like that either. The entertainment spots are two kinds- the fun for the rich and fun for the cool people. There are expensive clubs, where in order to get in you have to have a fortune, and pretty big fortune that is, so that you can be rich when you go out of these clubs. In these clubs they don't care if you are a nice cool person or a nasty guy. There they might have a rule to be dressed in all expensive clothes, but then again that is only another prove that you are rich. Also there are places where they only let the cool guys in. These are the school parties and the cocktails that the President gives. The school parties are hosted by someone who will invite only his friends and who he considers cool. On the President's cocktail parties are invited only those who the President finds cool. Now you are going to say that if you are filthy rich the President will invite you anyway, even if you are not cool. That is true, but when you are really filthy rich some people consider you cool even if you are not indeed.
Those who are rich and cool can go everywhere. They can be at the cocktail in the President's mansion, and they can go to the most expensive and exclusive club. The problem is with those who have only one of both qualities. Until now there was no place where the rich scrooges and the cool dudes to meet and hang out together. The scrooges always want to go where the cool guys go, and the cool guys want to let them in with the rich ones, if it can be for free it would be the best.
This is the role of our club. There a university professor can meet a pig farmer. Of course the rich guys should like the poor dudes, and with their vote increase their ratings. If the university professor has high enough rating, his stay will be almost free, if his rating is low then he is not as cool as he thought himself to be.
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